shop ‘til you drop

September 20, 2018 | Comments Off

I’m addicted to online shopping. It’s absurd because I never go anywhere. But on the off chance I do go someplace, I want to be able to pull myself together. I have shirts in my closet that I haven’t worn in years, yet I just got a new off-the-shoulder one for our upcoming trip. It’s ridiculous. I also have more makeup now than I did when I was in my teens, twenties, and thirties. Also ridiculous, especially considering I suck at putting on eyeshadow. That being said, with the shopping comes the tracking of packages. I track everything, multiple times a day. What I like about Amazon is that when something comes from AMZL, it’ll sometimes show you on a map how many stops away the driver is from your house. It’s kinda cool, actually. Anyway, the other day, I was trying to determine how accurate this site’s “estimated delivery dates” are. I was in chat with someone and asked him about how reliable these dates have been in the past. His response? “Estimated delivery dates are estimates.” Well, no shit, captain obvious. No shit. Thank you for not understanding my question and talking down to me.



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