self-isolation is going well

April 2, 2020 | Comments Off

Mark: I’m going for a walk.

Me: Want me to come with you?

Mark: No.

my new gig

February 26, 2020 | Comments Off

Mark was reading about coronavirus prep. One thing to do is to practice “social distancing.” He laughed and said that I’ve been getting ready for that my whole adult life. Maybe I should do some Youtube tutorials on how to become antisocial and make some profit off of paranoia?

after getting Coach’s 50% off holiday coupon

December 1, 2019 | Comments Off

me: Ho Ho Ho?

mark: no, Ho!

body dysmorphia

August 9, 2019 | Comments Off

“Am I that fat?” is a question I ask Mark a lot whenever we see someone I think could be my size equivalent. He always says no, so I thought I’d change up the question.

me: How about you point out someone who is more comparable to me size-wise?
Mark: No, I will not. What kind of trap is that?

duck face innovator

June 24, 2019 | Comments Off

Who invented duck face? Take a look right over here at this, bitches:


This was taken in 2000 at the first of two parties I held for my internet friends/website readers. In case anyone is interested, the blonde was from California, the redhead was from Ohio, and I lived in New Jersey at the time. Tim from New Zealand and another girl from Virginia also made the trip. The rest of the attendees were local, iirc.

So was I the very first person to do duck face? Let’s just say yes and close the case.

side by side by side

June 24, 2019 | Comments Off

side by side by side

twenty-one years

June 24, 2019 | Comments Off

We had our 21st wedding anniversary on June 2nd. So I guess we are still going strong? Seems that way. What I do know for sure is that I can still make him laugh. Watch to the very end:


May 8, 2019 | Comments Off

I wasn’t going to post here anymore. In fact, I tore it all down for a few days. It just started seeming like a chore. But I know eventually I’ll be back as I have a lot to write about, including what a shit person my longterm vet turned out to be.

I found this quote yesterday that sums up what I’ll be writing about, “Her defiant obstinate attitude when she was told by his client was garbage behavior. She knew better and should have apologized and things would have straightened themselves out. But instead she played victim.”

And there’s a lot of other stuff, too. So stay tuned.

I first need to upload a bunch of pictures to Flickr (we had an early Easter for Lulu), update my pet list (it has meds, likes, dislikes, etc…) now that Lulu is in Furbaby Heaven, and finalize things with the person getting my pets if we die (it previously was Lisa, the vet). So yeah.

the deer whispering goes on

April 3, 2019 | Comments Off

I am still dealing with the bad news we got from the cardiologist for both Lulu and Oliver. I don’t want to write about it now, though. Putting it all on paper just doesn’t seem like something I’m able to do right now.

That being said, I am still deer whispering. These both took place tonight:

sad development

March 31, 2019 | Comments Off

Lulu’s congestive heart failure and kidney disease are not playing nicely together, and she won’t be with us very much longer. I am devastated and heartbroken.

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